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There's a lot to say about Stan. First of all, he's an Evil King of great power with ambitions to rule the world with his dark abilities. Fortunately for everyone, he's also a fairly poor at being evil most of the time. Not to say he's incompitent; he is capable of planning ahead and utilizing more than one tactic to get what he wants. Stan's a determined, strategical leader, and can actually be a fairly successful tyrant ruler. However, he also has an enormous ego. You will figure this out within .2 seconds of meeting him. Stroke it and you win his favor, insult it and you're in deep shit. His anger gets the better of him a lot as does his arrogance, which may be why he was detained by the hero Hopkins in the first place. If you happen to dislike something he says or does, fuck you. You're not worthy of an opinion in Stan's eyes.

Also luckily for everyone else, Stan probably won't attack anyone without severe provocation. Unless you've harmed him, one of his followers, or is starting to evolve beyond a threat to his throne, Stan won't go after you. He'll just verbally abuse you within an inch of your life.

Now, contrary to the fact that Stan is technically an anti-hero, he is evil. He has absolutely no problem killing women and children if he so wishes. Granted, he probably won't succeed (as was the case with the gangs in Madril and giving no remorse to Rosalyn), but he'll try. It just so happens he accidentally does good every once in a while. Let's just say his thiking is very circular and self-oriented. He'll save the world to rule it, protect his slaves so that they'll continue to be of use in his evil goals, and help someone just to show off his power. If Stan ever happens to somehow help you, don't think he cares about you. Liklihood is you being unharmed just benefits him in some way.

And by the way, Stan isn't a moron. He's just too good for being excessively smart. That's what slaves are for, anyway!

ARI: The original Slave. He seems to have gotten a lobotomy (aka was taken from a different time) and can't remember anything beyond Roschelo. Looks like Stan will have his hands full trying to bring the kid back up to being a true fighter.

LINDA: Bubbly Annoyance. For some reason she insists on calling him "Stan Darling" and following him everywhere. The second part isn't so bad since she's blindly obedient, but the first part is a severe problem.

DEMYX: Sitar Slave. Obedient and comfortable with the idea of Evil Kings. Useful when he's not whining about Linda or with his black-clad groupies.

NESS: Baseball Slave. Surprisingly compitent, but negelctful. Stan should always be #1 prioriy, no exceptions.

ROSAYLN: Stan's greatest enemy back on his world. As a Classified Hero, she's the embodiment of all Stan hates and stands against. At the moment the two seem to be on shaky ground, holding off their final showdown for a later date. He still hasn't returned her shadow to normal, though.

TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN: Some annoying fucktard who keeps challenging him to fight and is obsessed with porn and cats. Not quite as big of a threat as Walter, but he still needs to be put in his place. Whether Stan will actually succeed in such, only time will tell.

OVERLORD LAHARL: Freaking cockroach kid needs to GTFO of Stan's domain. He tried to steal Ari, but Stan quickly put a stop to that nonsense.